Smirkr Choke Me Next Daddy! Chat image
Anonymous27 12 year old: Daddy, I want ice cream for dinner.
Parent: No, it's not healthy.
12 year: Daddy, can I stay up late?
Parent: No, you need your sleep.
12 year old: Daddy, I think I want to be girl.
Parent: Okay you know what's best Chat image
Anonymous20 What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself? A tearjerker!.
Anonymous20 What’s the difference between hungry and h***y? Where you stick the cucumber.
Anonymous20 Want to hear a joke about my p***s? Nevermind. It’s too long.
Anonymous20 Want to hear a joke about my p***s?Nevermind. It’s too long.
Anonymous20 "If women are so b****y perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and s*x at the same time?”
Anonymous20 "Foreplay is like beefburgers – three minutes on each side.”
Anonymous19 What's the difference between your p***s and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
Anonymous13 What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Anonymous13 A man and a woman started to have s*x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "d**n, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Anonymous13 What do you get when you cross a d**k with a potato? A dictator!
Anonymous14 I'm not calling you a s**t, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Anonymous14 Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Anonymous14 Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
I❤️Pussy What's long and hard and full of s***n? A submarine! -
Anonymous2 Good p***y. Good Vibes!
I❤️Pussy How is s*x like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.
Anonymous8 I love this one! Chat image
Anonymous6 How do you know that you have a high sperm count? “She has to chew before she swallows.
Anonymous6 What’s worse than ants in your pants? “Uncles.”
Anonymous6 1. Why did the sperm cross the road? “Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.” — brutalanglosaxon
I❤️Pussy How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!
I❤️Pussy Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
I❤️Pussy What do you get when you jingle Santa's b***s? A white Christmas!
I❤️Pussy p***y is yummy!
admin What does one saggy b**b say to the other saggy b**b? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.
admin A man goes to a $10 s*x worker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the s*x worker laughs and says, "What do you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"


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