Anonymous27
12 year old: Daddy, I want ice cream for dinner.
Parent: No, it's not healthy.
12 year: Daddy, can I stay up late?
Parent: No, you need your sleep.
12 year old: Daddy, I think I want to be girl.
Parent: Okay you know what's best

Parent: No, it's not healthy.
12 year: Daddy, can I stay up late?
Parent: No, you need your sleep.
12 year old: Daddy, I think I want to be girl.
Parent: Okay you know what's best

Anonymous20
"If women are so b****y perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and s*x at the same time?”

Anonymous19
What's the difference between your p***s and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
Anonymous13
What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Anonymous13
A man and a woman started to have s*x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "d**n, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Anonymous14
I'm not calling you a s**t, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Anonymous14
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Anonymous14
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

Anonymous6
1. Why did the sperm cross the road? “Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.” — brutalanglosaxon

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!
I❤️Pussy
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
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What does one saggy b**b say to the other saggy b**b? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts. biluzi.com
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A man goes to a $10 s*x worker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the s*x worker laughs and says, "What do you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"
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