Anonymous27
12 year old: Daddy, I want ice cream for dinner.
Parent: No, it's not healthy.
12 year: Daddy, can I stay up late?
Parent: No, you need your sleep.
12 year old: Daddy, I think I want to be girl.
Parent: Okay you know what's best
12 year old: Daddy, I want ice cream for dinner.Parent: No, it's not healthy.
12 year: Daddy, can I stay up late?
Parent: No, you need your sleep.
12 year old: Daddy, I think I want to be girl.
Parent: Okay you know what's best
Anonymous20
"If women are so b****y perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and s*x at the same time?”
"If women are so b****y perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and s*x at the same time?”
Anonymous19
What's the difference between your p***s and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
What's the difference between your p***s and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
Anonymous13
What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Anonymous13
A man and a woman started to have s*x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "d**n, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
A man and a woman started to have s*x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "d**n, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Anonymous14
I'm not calling you a s**t, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
I'm not calling you a s**t, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Anonymous14
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Anonymous14
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Anonymous6
1. Why did the sperm cross the road? “Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.” — brutalanglosaxon
1. Why did the sperm cross the road? “Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.” — brutalanglosaxon
I❤️Pussy
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!
I❤️Pussy
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
admin
What does one saggy b**b say to the other saggy b**b? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts. biluzi.com
What does one saggy b**b say to the other saggy b**b? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts. biluzi.com
admin
A man goes to a $10 s*x worker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the s*x worker laughs and says, "What do you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"
A man goes to a $10 s*x worker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the s*x worker laughs and says, "What do you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"
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